Someone please take away this girl’s crack pipe.

OMG. Courtney Love just posted a new blog, apparently after hitting her crack pipe REAL BIG. It’s titled “Curt’s Dead”. Yes, ya slutty ho, we know that the biggest rock icon of our time is, in fact dead.I used to really like courtney love, I thought she was a lot of fun. But really, the girl needs to stop smoking crack then posting blogs. I don’t think a lot of people realize the draw the internet has, I’ve made it a point now (even though a few I did were BRILLIANT) NEVER to drunk blog. If I’m not in my […]

CREEPY ASIAN DOLL!

DEAR GOD when I saw this it creeped me out probably more than anything else I’ve found online. I may actually have nightmares from this toy, f’real y’all. In Japan they’ve developed a robot that will look JUST like you. Well, a weird muppet version of you at least. It’s like a possessed my buddy that looks like you, like Chucky mixed with that guy from that one x-files episode that could eat people and take on their appearance. “My Buddy” always freaked me out anyways, my oldest Nephew had one when he was a kid and that thing messed […]

And I Thought MY Teachers Were On Crack…

I know that we all called some of our teachers crackheads, but this guy really takes the cake. William Horseman, a teacher somewhere ‘over the pond’ fessed up to smoking crack for several months. He said his reasons were problems at home, stress, yadda yadda yadda… but the kicker is, they let him keep his job! While hooked on crack he fell asleep during lessons, field trips, amongst other behaviors unbecoming of someone molding the leaders, or crackheads, of tomorrow. But of course, he said he was sorry and learned his lesson, so the powers that be said “Ok, we’ll […]