Good morning DUNDERLAND, I’ve been very quiet recently since I’m stuck up in the wilderness without a laptop of my own but I HAD to steal someones for a minute to regain a connection with the outside world. Most of the news I get is from facebook links that people post, I can’t remember the last time I saw a working TV much less a real news broadcast. Today I found a link headlined with “Did Barack Obama Blow His All-Star Game First Pitch?” and my eyes rolled ALL the way back in my bead. I clicked the link and the […]
WE’RE ALL GONNA EFFIN DIE. Today Obama met with President Lee Myung-bak concerning North Korea’s nuclear capabilities. What did they determine? That they have them. Yup, big knews I know, right? But what really kills me is the US is still doing nothing about it. I hesitate to question or criticize Obama just yet because he’s only been playing ball for 3 months, his tactics and methodology aren’t fully clear to me. I haven’t figured out his strategy beyond the basic bluntness that he so beautifully embraces. He’s a very forward person from what I can tell, so why is […]
Crack of the Pistol
It’s nearly a month into the new year and I’m feeling like I’m at that point before a foot race when you’re getting pumped up; when you’re stretching and breathing and waiting for the ref to give the order to line up with the other runners. That twinge of adrenaline is starting to pump and we’re all waiting for the ref to shoot his little pistol in the air. When I was a kid we had field day every year. I never won anything… I mean really I had to have been one of the most fairily faggoty fluffiest queen […]