Dear Diary, When a tacky straight man throws a girl a bad pick up line and gets shot down, he grabs his crotch and grunts with his buddies. When a tacky gay man throws another guy a bad pick up line and gets shot down, he flips out and takes every rejection he’s ever gotten in his life out on you then runs away and cries. NO JOKE, earlier a guy sends me a message which said: “Are you really 6’8″? OMG excuse me real quick while I go blow a load all over myself real quick…. ok I’m back.” […]