Senator Tells Special Needs Child She’s Stupid.

Here is the beginning of my post. And here is the rest of it. (fark.com, azcentral.com)What flew up this lady’s nose? Sen. Linda Gray received an email from a 9th grade student asking why they were cutting funding to education. The email was poorly written and contained no punctuation, and asked why the senator had not cut her own budget. Thinking she was clever, Sen. Gray sent a reply basically saying the money the state had spent on the 9th grade girl’s education had been wasted, and that the little girl was a poor learner. Guess what, SHE WAS. It’s […]

…the harder they fall!

By I M Sampson L(B)SW I was honored when I was asked to write a political blog for DUNDERBRAIN.com. But, when I heard I should keep my HPO’s—that’s ‘Hot Politico Opinions’ fo’ ya’ll ignorant folkz—to 250 words a blog?… shit… I had to go to a secret place inside my cranium and channel some Andy Rooney. And in very much a ‘Rooney-esc’ moment, I realized… that people are so ADD these days, no one stops to take the time to really and truly—what? Oh, right 250 words. I heard a lyric the other day. It was a fascinating lyric. Being […]

Dear god I miss this woman.

When I was young, there was a huge stink in my tiny town of Roswell, NM over the book “Daddy’s Roommate”, which told the story of a child whose parents were divorced and the father now lived with his gay lover “roommate”. From what my southern Baptist mother said about the book my little head was filled with pictures of the devil sodomizing a child’s father as he watched, cities crumbling under the strong arm of the homosexual, and general debauchery and non-biblical behavior. I was “into” the Bible at that time. Then, as I got older and figured out […]

I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!1

OH MY GOD! This woman has totally won my love. Now that she is confirmably not in charge of a country she seems to be becoming the Tina Fey version of herself. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8&hl=en&fs=1] I love the fact that she says she’s IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY for thanksgiving! I mean the way the camera is positioned perfectly framing the redneck SLAUGHTERING turkeys behind her while she is there to “pardon” a turkey, it HAD to be set up. Even her speech is tongue in cheek… So is this Sarah Palin just being Sarah Palin or is she embracing what America […]