Hangover Hell.

Hangover Hell. I don’t know why I wake up every day between 7 and 8 am. No matter how much I drink, no matter how late I’m up, I’m always up early. This morning I was still drunk when I awoke and decided to post all of my pics from last night on myspace, after thinking I had cleaned them up a bit. The progression of the night was apparent in the pictures, the first being a tame, cute pic of The Matty and I… the last being myself choked by an Amanda and another appearance by the barefooted nasty […]

2009 APRIL DUNDERFOOL – NOMINATE!

Who deserves the title of April DUNDERFOOL 2009? Should it be Sarah Palin for the Turkey Incident? Should it be Anna Wintour for that ridiculous Dune-style dress that everyone overlooked? Should it be Rush Limbaugh just for being Rush? WHO BY GOD, WHO? Nominate your candidate in the comments bellow to vote for the DUNDERFOOL 2009!

The Gambler.

As I am by no means any kind of relationship expert, I am a gambler. And a smoker and a drunk, but that’s beside the point. In the past year of being single I’ve lightly treaded the waters of the dating world like an alien to new terrain, rarely even taking off my breathing apparatus to inhale the native air. Now that I’m old, cold, and jaded, I’ve really noticed all the games that one really has to play in the dating world, and recently I’ve noticed it’s a lot like poker. My favorite poker game is Texas Holdem! During […]

Gaza

I don’t read newspapers. I rarely watch the news. I didn’t pay attention in geography, like AT ALL. The only way I ever find out anything new is google, youtube, and good ol word of mouth. So lately I’ve been hearing a lot about the Gaza Strip,  and I know many of you reading this will call me a complete idiot for not taking more of an interest in world events, well to those people I say “read my last blog, I don’t have a bank account either.”.  So I thought I would do a little research to explain a […]

NSF…

As the people who love me most already know, technically I don’t exist.  The only real proof of my existence is I have a drivers license, massage license, and the typical birth certificate and social security number, but besides that I have NO paper trail.  After recent experiences, many of the people who once chastised me for not having things like a bank account, car payment, a dozen credit cards (I don’t even have a blockbuster card), and pretty much any form of credit are beginning to fallow my lead.

THE DUNDERTEN!08

10.  I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!!!1 Sarah Palin really won me over with the Turkey Incident, and I had to write a blog about it.  I had really sworn off writing about her, you know, to avoid becoming a one-trick pony but after this happened I HAD to write about it.  I really can’t get tired of this video! 9.  Its drunk and I’m 2:30 By the title you could probably guess that I wrote this blog at 2:30am and I was at least a few sheets to the wind.  I had drank all night at the local lesbian bar, taken […]