Today I filled out my US census form. I gotta say, the thing cracked me up. It’s like the thing was written by idiots to confuse idiots, even I got a little confused and I’m just slightly idiotic. I can at least read. I can imagine what a time this must be for some households though.
Where are these children’s owners???
So the other day when I was at the Laundromat as I usually am several times a week a little girl came toddling up to me. Kids that I don’t know make me nervous because really people don’t know how to discipline their children. I mean what would happen if she came up and snatched my phone and threw it across the room? It’s not out of the realm of possibilities, people don’t teach their children boundries or personal space anymore. Anyway, they make me nervous.
ahhhh damnit, not again…
That’s right folks, it’s that time of the year again. I just finished surfing through the last year in the archives trying to dig up stuff for the Untitled Jt DUNDERBRAIN! Project due out next year and I realized “crap – it’s time for white trash week again.” There are no specific dates that White Trash Week must take place on except it has to be in the spring after it gets warm enough to sit on the trailer steps in your wife beater but before it’s river tubing season s0 I’m officially announcing it for April 20-27. I haven’t […]
We got a hater folks…
I’ve always heard that you can gauge the number of people that love you by the number of people that hate you. Does that make sense? I’ve been writing the DUNDERBRAIN! for years now and this week we got our very first hater! That’s right kids, we HAVE arrived.
Position to be filled immediately…
Lately I’ve found that dating is a lot like being a hiring manager in corporate America. You see HUNDREDS of applications a day but you end up picking out a handful to actually interview based on a variety of different standards that you apply to each one individually instead of the group as a whole. You may have one candidate that is better at typing and another that’s better at organization but you want to interview both to see which would be the better overall employee. I think if I were to put it in words, the job description would […]
It’s all just Ben Gibbard farts anymore…
How is it that there are about a dozen new bands out right now that ALL sound just like The Postal Service? I’ve been letting Genius on iTunes recommend new music to me and no joke, it’s like Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello opened a clone factory and started American Idoling out new music. I first noticed it when I heard that jazzy new song from Owl City on the radio. I was totally stoked, I had been hearing rumors about a possible upcoming release from Postal Service but I found out I was horribly wrong, it was some new […]
New Music – THE XX great effing band.
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Old Interview with Jeff Noon, great video.
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