It’s been a rough start to the year folks, I know I’m tired already. So far I’ve nearly gone homeless twice yet managed to claw my own way out of the depths and yet here I am again, right back on top. So much has happened, and a lot of things in my life have changed. If there’s a moral or a theme to the year so far it’s been know who you know, and know who you trust. If that sounds just a tad cryptic it translates as understand the people in your life, don’t clutter yourself with acquaintances […]
So my cousin wanted to know about a kink club…
Oh, my cousin… She’s awesome, and I’ve actually just rediscovered her recently. When you discover family that you haven’t really known your whole life you begin to discover that you’re not quite as black of a sheep as you thought you were. The other week she sends me a message on the facebook asking if I knew where to get pierced. I told her about a little head shop close to my house that I buy ear rings at that do it and I’ve heard they’re pretty good. I’ve been thinking about getting a few more holes myself so I […]
Not often does the sculptor become the stage…
I just saw this on Yahoo! News and thought it was too cool. The Shrek franchise is FINALLY coming to an end – don’t get me wrong I love the movies, and as far as sequels go Dreamworks has done an amazing job of keeping each one fresh and interesting – but how long can it possibly live on? With the release of Shrek 4: Forever After, dreamworks is also bringing in some totally fresh talent for the voice of Rumpelstiltskin – the character’s own creator screenwriter Walt Dohrn. This is so effing cool to me that someone who works […]
The Apple logo is the new rainbow flag…
has anybody else noticed how pretty much every self respecting queer has bought into the apple empire??? I’m on my plane back to Dallas now. yeah, San Diego fell through. Plenty of BS to go around, someday I’ll write about exactly what the BS entailed and the details about how about 25% of my family are inbred assholes that got ghetto rich and think they’re better than their white trash roots and have somehow achieved a level of piety that puts them above the others that sprang from the same loin they did. eff them, as my mom said they’re […]
BEST PERFORMANCE BY JOHN GOODMAN EVER!!!
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I’m gonna eff it up again…
Howdy DUNDERCATS! It’s a beautiful day here in sunny San Diego, but alas it’s time for the DUNDERBRAIN! to get back to where the pastures are green. I’ve had to cut my trip short and although I’d love to tell you all about it I’m afraid I’d bore you to death with the details so lets just skip it. If you really want to know, send me an email at DUNDERBRAIN@gmail.com and I’ll send you the public release my PR agent came up with, it’s a pretty interesting story. So anywho it’s back to the lone star state where I […]
Sunny San Diego
so I just made it to San Diego and man is this place cool! I’m in ocean beach right now anxiously awaiting a place to stay. I’m really hoping my aunt and uncle have wifi otherwise I’m going to be a very very bored child. I finally saw the ocean today and I totally can’t believe how gorgeous it is. now I’ve got three whole days before I start to work and I must find a way to occupy my time. first off I need to make some fun friends to occupy my time. I’ve gotten so comfortable with the […]
Christmas Shmistmas
Yes DUNDERCATS, it’s Christmas again. It’s time for Uncle Robert to get drunk and cop a feel on his brother’s wife, time for mother to have a breakdown because the stuffing burned, and time for father to get fed up with this family’s crap and finally take initiative to LEAVE. Isn’t that the way it goes for most families? So amidst the millions of “merry christmas” text messages and pile-ups outside every shopping center in the land, we got SNOW here in Texas last night. EFFING SNOW. So now I’m stuck at home until Old Man Winter DIES and I […]
Avatarded. (No spoilers, there’s nothing to spoil.)
Last night I bought into the hype and saw James Cameron’s “epic movie” Avatar. I had never seen a 3D movie so I was pretty jazzed about it – but is ANYBODY surprised that I was disappointed? It’s ok you can read on, there aren’t any spoilers. There’s nothing TO spoil, this was about the most predictable, thinly-laid plot I’ve ever spent 2.5 hours waiting to play out. 3D is cool for like half an hour or so but he picture had more depth than the actual movie. At 45 minutes in I was checking my watch. I figured it […]
DUNDERWEEK in review AKA DUNDERBRAIN lightning round…
I was a total recluse this week, I missed a ton of crap. So lets do a little run-through of the things that went on. FOR ONCE, SHAKIRA DOESN’T SING LIKE A DEAF PERSON. That’s right folks, I was as shocked at you are. When my roommate’s sister told him that Shakira sang Santa Baby at Rockafeller center and DIDN’T sound like a deaf person when she sang I could hardly believe it, until I watched it. Sure enough, she sounds like she actually took time to learn the language she was singing in before performing. There are a few […]