My little experience the other day with the rude little girl in the movie theater reminded me of the time my mom and I took my cousins to see Aladin. Or at least I think it was Aladin, that was at least a few gallons of alchohol ago. I was really young. Actually I don’t even really remember who else was there besides my mom and I. Anyway. So we’re watching the movie, everything was great, it was a nice day at the movies with family. Then, from behind us we hear a little girl talking to her mom. “Mommy […]
Adam Effin Lame-bert.
OK, how much louder can I scream this – I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ADAM LAMBERT!!!! And this is just a recent developement. I liked all of his performances that I watched on Idol, or rather the performances my friends who watch idol made me sit through. I don’t watch American Idol, I make it a point not to. I thought it was funny how everyone thought his version of Mad World was so very original when it was actually an exact reproduction of the version Michael Andrews and Gary Jules did for the Donnie Darko soundtrack. But either way on Idol he was […]
J-HO FALLS ON HER ASS
BEST PART OF THE VMA’s – right at 2:40ish she falls FLAT on her ass. I can’t get enough of it, I can’t count how many times I watched that part. Obviously Louis Vuitton’s don’t come with traction… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYWav5rp1w&hl=en_US&fs=1&]
feels like i’ve been runover in traffic…
Driving is NOT a leisure activity. The road is NOT a playground and your car is NOT a see-saw. I write this with rage because it is – it’s ROAD RAGE. This is what incites my road rage every time I get on the highway. Seriously, why these people think it’s ok for them to drive on *my* highway is beyond me. First let me establish the lanes of traffic. If there are only two lanes the right is for general traffic and the left is for passing. If you’re in the left lane and someone behind you is going […]
Miley. Effing. Cyrus.
FOUL ASS WOMAN. So today I finally saw the Teen Choice Awards video for Miley Effing Cyrus’s performance. All I can say is isn’t it illegal to pimp out your children? What third world country did the Cyrus family fall out of? Isn’t Iraq missing some white people? And even moreso – what GOOD parent lets their daughters be influenced by this media fabricated train wreck? At least Britney and Christina and all the other Powerslut Girls had a coming out period. They did the whole good girl thing for a while, but here comes Miley Effing Cyrus on her hillbilly hellwagon […]
The Apple Store and the Gym
Last night I went to the glorious world of wonderfulness that is: The Apple Store. First of all, the effing store is amazing. They have an iPhone next to every single computer in there just in case you’re in the Apple Store and you DON’T ALREADY HAVE ONE. So as my awesome boyfriend sorted through the iPhone cases they had in stock to find the perfect one I set out to play with one of the new macbooks with the glass keypad. I really didn’t care about doing anything of substance, I just wanted to play with the whole two finger/three finger/squeeze/stretch/flick […]
Does this not skeeve ANYONE else out?
OK I totally brain farted just now because as I sat down at the computer and as my fingers started to dance on the keys some Lady Gaga mashup came on my earbuds and I got all distracted. Seriously – was there a song on “The Fame” that wasn’t a hit? Anyway, there’s been this huge wave of healthy, organic, vegan, macrobiotic food that’s taken over the diets of America. Every member of polite society now has some kind of unique dietary specifications be it lactose intollerance or some other food allergy. Digestive dysfunction. Secret diseases. Problems. I’ve got several […]
Happy Birthday – Sesame Street Turns 40.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1q0CFry_U4&hl=en&fs=1&] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcYJzc6lKw&hl=en&fs=1&] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K8KvHxh1VI&hl=en&fs=1&] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA&hl=en&fs=1&] This one is actually from Sesame Street, and it’s awesome. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXUM40PuWYI&hl=en&fs=1&]
Personal issues, religion, and politics.
A couple weeks ago I posted a blog about how offensive I thought saturday night live was. But you’re an offensive fool, Justin! some might say, and that’s totally true. I joke about race. I like to talk about white trash a lot. Dead baby jokes are HIGH-larious. And potty humor, don’t get me started with potty humor! Really it comes down to the quality of the offensive material in question. Just because Stephen King writes some truly scarey stuff doesn’t mean he enjoys watching poorly made horror movies. Just because Wanda Sikes is funny doesn’t mean she enjoys watching […]
What’s making me laugh RIGHT NOW – Little Gordon.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZqwR9tbJE&hl=en&fs=1&] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnVvXkDnqM&hl=en&fs=1&] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5e_Tjv7vg&hl=en&fs=1&]