As I go quietly into the night… Things have gone quiet at DUNDERBRAIN! And oh, where to begin. The Internet died at my house last week but since I’ll be moving out in a few days anyway there was no reason to cause a fuss. As the machine from Matrix Revolutions said “there are levels of existance we’re prepared to live with”. Besides that the library has free wifi and it’s 2 blocks away. Then the most horrible thing happened… My laptop converted into a perpetual restart machine. It won’t start in safe mode, or any other mode for that […]
LOL @ MY TAGS. This is a list of all the tags used in my blog so far. Enjoy. 19th century80’s80’s tvA Iab fababsolutely fabulousabsolutely fabulous LAabsolutely fabulous remakeadolf hitler campbellAdolf the DogAlicia Goransonaliensanal bleaching animationapologyappappsapril fools dayarchitectureartificial intelligenceawkward family photosbad memoriesbadger fisting Barnaby BradfordbarsBea Arthurbeer bottletemplebeta blockersbigfoot bisexualBK Mocha Joeblossom goodchildbogan boredbreastsbuddhismburger kingbutt chain letterschangechatchildrenchimp manClonescocainecomedycomputersconnerconner homecourtney lovecover bandscrack Credence Clearwater Revivalcutecute pigdan connerDaniela SeadatingDavid Hansondeborah campbelldollsdolphinsdonutsdrag queen dreamdream cycledreamsdrinkindrinkingdrugsDunkin Donutseco friendlyEdgar Muelleredina einstein elementary schoolend of the worldEstelle Parsonsevolutionex-boyfriendfacebookFAILfavoritesfisting badgers floor planfmylife.comfriendsfunfuturefuture technologygadgetsgalactic federation of lightganjagaygay chatgay mengay.comGlenn QuinnGuy Ritchieheath campbellHeidi GillheroinHigh Wheel Bicyclehillbillieshillfolkhip hophissy fit hollywoodhospitalshumanzeehummelhumorhybrid animals […]
I need a freakin MINI DONKEY SOOOO BAD!!! They’re cute, they stay small, and they’ll get along perfectly with the Alpacas I’ll have on the DUNDERFARM. Being 6’8″ I think it would be AWESOME to have a private zoo filled with miniature animals. The area I’ll keep them in will look like a miniature farm so I can stomp around and pretend I’m a giant.
What IS real???Last night, at 2am, I decided to google “what is real?” because I was doing my nightly questioning of reality and turned up this really neato page. Check it out here.
It just gets cuter and cuter the more you read…
This morning I recieved this in my email, so it’s in no way a DUNDERBRAIN! original,but I had to post it anyway. It’s the story of Jasmine, the stray dog. The story really reminds me of Puff the Magic Dragon, how he used to go from kid to kid helping them with their bad situations. Anyway, read on about Jasmine the Deer. In 2003, police in Warwickshire , England , opened a garden shed and found a whimpering, cowering dog.. It had been locked in the shed and abandoned. It was dirty and malnourished, and had clearly been abused. In […]
Since white trash week started on Sunday I’ve had this song stuck in my head, and it hasn’t been THIS bad since Funky Town. The inaugural white trash week anthem HAD to be a Lynyrd Skynyrd song, and somehow this song just makes sense. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkTQUtx818w&hl=en&fs=1]
One TRILLION dollars…
Now I know this doesn’t really coincide with White Trash Week, but I just got this in my email and thought you may find it interesting. This is what one billion dollars looks like. What does one TRILLION dollars look like? All this talk about “stimulus packages” and “bailouts”…A billion dollars…A hundred billion dollars…Eight hundred billion dollars…One TRILLION dollars…What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I’d take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars […]
…the harder they fall!
By The Newest DUNDERBRAIN! I was honored when I was asked to write a political blog for DUNDERBRAIN.com. But, when I heard I should keep my HPO’s—that’s ‘Hot Politico Opinions’ fo’ ya’ll ignorant folkz—to 250 words a blog?… shit… I had to go to a secret place inside my cranium and channel some Andy Rooney. And in very much a ‘Rooney-esc’ moment, I realized… that people are so ADD these days, no one stops to take the time to really and truly—what? Oh, right 250 words.