It’s been a lonely summer, being in what has to be one of the most remote locations in the united states… which I’m sure you could tell from my last post. Beyond that I haven’t had a “meaningful” relationship in nearly two years. So whats a boy as relentlessly picky as myself to do? After talking to a few people around camp I decided my new strategy would be to get my menfolk the same way I get my shoes – order them online. One girl here used eharmony.com, the homophobic hetero-oriented nazi establishment that doesn’t take “my kind”. Two […]
labor.
A few days ago a few severely attractive “met at work” wandered up to my cabin. Mind you, unattractive people don’t meander up to my cabin much less blue collar greek gods. I walked outside to see what was going on, Keith being the owner of the house had just laid down for a nap. I talked to the guy surveying the area and the conversation went a bit like this: Blue Collar Greek God: “Blah blah, I’m hot, blah blah blah, I’m a supercutie, blah blah blah trees.” Me: “Uh huh.” Blue Collar Greek God: “Blah blah blahdie […]
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The summer hiatus of the DUNDERBRAIN! is quickly drawing to a close. It’s been exactly two months now since the journey has begun. So much has changed, so many amazing things have happened to me that I don’t even know where to begin. First and foremost, I’ve begun a new career path – I’m diving into the world of theatrical wigs and makeup! Woot woot, right? I’ve got three shows under my belt so I’m doing pretty good in that department so far. I’ve got some great opportunities popping up before me that will make the life of this little […]
Obama smacked the DAMN out of that fly who gives a poop if he throws like a girl.
Good morning DUNDERLAND, I’ve been very quiet recently since I’m stuck up in the wilderness without a laptop of my own but I HAD to steal someones for a minute to regain a connection with the outside world. Most of the news I get is from facebook links that people post, I can’t remember the last time I saw a working TV much less a real news broadcast. Today I found a link headlined with “Did Barack Obama Blow His All-Star Game First Pitch?” and my eyes rolled ALL the way back in my bead. I clicked the link and the […]
What is really going on…
A few of you have asked why, exactly I am here in New York for the next two months. What is my role here? What do I do? First let me tell you about Patsy. Patsy has known my “host family” (the two guys I’m staying with here) basically since time began. I’ve only known them for about 7 or so, and since she used to live with them I met her around the same time. She’s been comming here for years as their tag along and just this year took over cleaning duties for the entire commune. I offered […]
Things get strange…
It’s still a week before the first camp arrives and two weeks before the main group gets here and it’s pretty strange being the only one on the site at night. People haven’t been here, like, at ALL in 9 months so the wilderness is still wild. I was just outside looking at all the amazing stars here and I began to hear movement in front I me. I figured it was a rat or squirrel. Then I heard that strange ultrasonic chirp of bats which once I thought about it wasn’t so bad, I use Biolage and fruity body […]
Only in dreams…
I just arrived at my “summer haven” in the mountains of upstate new York and my only blogging tool is mix ipod touch. It was a long 27 hour drive but we made it! It’s beautiful here… And I’m having a bit of an Erie moment. I’ve written before about my reoccuring dream sequences, how for long periods of time I’ll basically live one life in the waking world and a completely seperate, sequential life in my dreams. The place has always felt familiar to me. Tonight , since we were the first ones here I gave myself a personal, […]
It’s 7:27 am and I just accidentally watched a full episode of Degrassi. It comes on CW every morning and every night I fall asleep watching late night sitcoms on the same channel so if m up before Roseanne comes on. I’m always sucked in by the stupid teenage Canadian drama and cheap humor. I guess I’m just brain dead enough in the morning to appreciate it. I’m still getting used to blogging with a keyboard literally the size of my thumb. I mean sure it’s a huge thumb but a thumb no less. I actually sat down with a […]
As I go quietly into the night…
As I go quietly into the night… Things have gone quiet at DUNDERBRAIN! And oh, where to begin. The Internet died at my house last week but since I’ll be moving out in a few days anyway there was no reason to cause a fuss. As the machine from Matrix Revolutions said “there are levels of existance we’re prepared to live with”. Besides that the library has free wifi and it’s 2 blocks away. Then the most horrible thing happened… My laptop converted into a perpetual restart machine. It won’t start in safe mode, or any other mode for that […]
Why did candy used to suck so bad? I was just talking to a friend of mine about donuts. He asked if I’d be getting a maple bar and I said “ew no, I’m not 80!” and that sparked a little thought in my little head – why DID old people candy suck so bad? When was this era of inverted taste buds when disgusting was delicious? My grandparents, as well as those of my friends always had the most effed up candy. Besides the random car key, expired gas card, and used nail file in their candy dish there […]