Day and Night Every now and then I slip into these strange dream cycles. For weeks, sometimes months on end I will fall asleep in my bed and awake in a totally different life. As each day passes here it’s like a night passes there; they’re two completely unique, structured existences. Its as though when my waking life sucks, my multiple personalities get bored with it and create their own reality. A simple mind – or a collection there of – can be a dangerous thing. A friend of mine who has a degree in the subject told me that […]
Tell that b!tch to be cool… There’s nothing that annoys me more than people that think bitching about something will get them their way. Most of the time they just bitch to bitch, they put themselves in positions where going into it they know in some way they’ll be victimized. This video is a PRIME example. The first woman absolutely kills me. She’s sitting at the drive through of Popeye’s Chicken on they day they had the “8 Piece for $4.99” special, screaming into the microphone about how unfair it was that she couldn’t feed her family now because they […]
DUNDERBRAIN APP CONSUMER REPORT: Free Fart Apps Earlier today I did a search in the App Store for “fart”. I wasn’t surprised at all that more than 25 free and paid apps pooped up, toilet humor is a complete cash cow. Amongst the top 25 were 7 free apps and here they are. Atomic Fart FREE ****FAR AppsYou’re given three options – fart list to select individual farts, a timer for delayed farts, and a fart drum set. The fart drum set has a freestyle or simon says mode where you repeat the rhythm of the squishy farts. I laughed […]
I think I spotted what they were trying to hide with Swine Flu… This morning I was checking all my favorite blogs, one of them being the Gay TV Blog on gay.com. I had NO idea there was a movie being made surrounding Salvador Dali’s life! But I was totally broadsided when I saw that Robert Pattinson (hottie from Twilight that all the little girls are going crazy over with the sparkling abs) will be playing Dali in “Little Ashes” – and the movie emphasizes the romantic relationship between Dali and Spanish poet Federico Garcia Lorca. Apparently the little Twilight […]
You wouldn’t believe the biggest loser I ran into today… Earlier today my BFF and I went to the park and had a picnic. It was a great day, warm and humid but overcast enough to keep it from feeling horrible. We stopped under a canopy of trees and ate our subway foot long sandwiches, since we’re both comfortable enough with our sexuality to do so (AKA we’re both gay as getup). Anyway, After we finished our sandwiches we continued walking down the trail, both of us wearing flip flops, the ideal footwear for long walks… as the balls of […]
LOL @ MY TAGS. This is a list of all the tags used in my blog so far. Enjoy. 19th century80’s80’s tvA Iab fababsolutely fabulousabsolutely fabulous LAabsolutely fabulous remakeadolf hitler campbellAdolf the DogAlicia Goransonaliensanal bleaching animationapologyappappsapril fools dayarchitectureartificial intelligenceawkward family photosbad memoriesbadger fisting Barnaby BradfordbarsBea Arthurbeer bottletemplebeta blockersbigfoot bisexualBK Mocha Joeblossom goodchildbogan boredbreastsbuddhismburger kingbutt chain letterschangechatchildrenchimp manClonescocainecomedycomputersconnerconner homecourtney lovecover bandscrack Credence Clearwater Revivalcutecute pigdan connerDaniela SeadatingDavid Hansondeborah campbelldollsdolphinsdonutsdrag queen dreamdream cycledreamsdrinkindrinkingdrugsDunkin Donutseco friendlyEdgar Muelleredina einstein elementary schoolend of the worldEstelle Parsonsevolutionex-boyfriendfacebookFAILfavoritesfisting badgers floor planfmylife.comfriendsfunfuturefuture technologygadgetsgalactic federation of lightganjagaygay chatgay mengay.comGlenn QuinnGuy Ritchieheath campbellHeidi GillheroinHigh Wheel Bicyclehillbillieshillfolkhip hophissy fit hollywoodhospitalshumanzeehummelhumorhybrid animals […]
Wait – Weren’t we scared of the horse flu or cow flu or something? Last week Swine Flu was all the rage. As I wrote earlier in the week, yadda yadda yadda. Schools were released until further notice. Three days ago #N1H1 and #swineflu were the top trending topics on twitter. People were taking this “plague” very seriously… Then suddenly yesterday people were talking about Kobe and #hobonames again… what the hell happened to the virus that was supposed to take out most of North America? The media has us wrapped around the governments little finger so tightly that we’re […]
I need a freakin MINI DONKEY SOOOO BAD!!! They’re cute, they stay small, and they’ll get along perfectly with the Alpacas I’ll have on the DUNDERFARM. Being 6’8″ I think it would be AWESOME to have a private zoo filled with miniature animals. The area I’ll keep them in will look like a miniature farm so I can stomp around and pretend I’m a giant.
Fast fast food… and coffee… and stuff… I’ve been seeing the ads for the new Iced Mocha thing from McDonalds so this morning on my breakfast excursion I decided to give it a whirl. The old Red Head Ronald and his band of goons have really done a good job lately of stepping it up from it’s old deep fried image and still managing to keep their prices lower than Jack and his corporation and the King and his burgers, but when I dropped $8.45 for breakfast this morning I started to second guess that… I’ve tried the new drinks […]