PIRATES V DOLPHINS!!! Sh!t is going down in Somalia. The fight is on – PIRATES V DOLPHINS! As a Somali Pirate Ship tried to attack a Chinese merchant ship Monday thousands of dolphins came to the rescue by suddenly surfacing between the ships. The pirates soon backed off and the bizarre marine event continued and the Chinese merchants proceeded with their cargo.BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) — Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday. The Chinese merchant ships […]
Drug Dealer Sexy. When did this new fad of “occupational rap” pop up? I mean drugs and violence have always been a part of rap but here lately you can hear a reference to selling drugs in nearly any hip hop or rap song that comes on the radio.No, I’m not being an old lady. I indeed understand the “edginess” that talking about being a crack dealer gives a rap song, and I understand how hardcore it must make a person seem when they do. I just don’t understand the effectiveness if it’s in EVERY song. It is still hardcore […]
Nope, Sorry, “I’m sorry” are not magic words. As kids we’re all taught that when we do wrong against someone, we’re supposed to apologize. If we disobey, we’re supposed to apologize. We’ve really been conditioned into the mentalities that not only are those two little words a vital part of the English language, they’re also magical little words that have the ability to erase events from space and time.This happens so much in relationships because more often than not that’s the only time most people pull out their bridge-burners. A good friend of mine once told me her secret for […]
DUNDERFUNNY OF THE DAY Will I Live to see 80? Here’s something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 49.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’ ‘Oh no,’ I replied… ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’ Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ‘I said, ‘Not much… my former […]
So I watch a movie… at a friend’s today. I won’t say the whole title of the movie but it starts with an X and doesn’t come out in theaters until next month. How is this possible? The magic of the internet. Why is it wrong? Because the impact that a leak like this could have on the Box Office sales could threaten the future of it’s franchise. Although box office sales aren’t the only thing that influences how good a movie does it still has a huge impact. If a bunch of stupid fan boys pick up this movie […]
Why is SEX Just Not Enough? The face of dating has dramatically changed over the past decade, either that or I have just been extremely sheltered. When did sex become not enough? Since when does a person have to have a “sexual scene”? I think the trend really started around 2000 or so when everyone got this little contraption in their homes known as a Personal Computer. Since then, the internet has ruined the face of dating forever. Someone made a comment to me, while discussing this subject that the internet had made people more free, and somewhere along the […]
WE’RE ALL GONNA EFFIN DIE. Today Obama met with President Lee Myung-bak concerning North Korea’s nuclear capabilities. What did they determine? That they have them. Yup, big knews I know, right? But what really kills me is the US is still doing nothing about it. I hesitate to question or criticize Obama just yet because he’s only been playing ball for 3 months, his tactics and methodology aren’t fully clear to me. I haven’t figured out his strategy beyond the basic bluntness that he so beautifully embraces. He’s a very forward person from what I can tell, so why is […]
DUNDERFOOL! 09: TRENT REZNOR!!! This year’s DUNDERFOOL 09 took a lot of work – I investigated many april fools day pranks, I thought it over, but when a friend sent me an IM saying “OMG Did you see the new Nine Inch Nails album? HOLY SHIT it’s produced by Timbaland! Oh… I think I just got April Fooled…” I knew that this was THE winner. I miss April Fools Day, it seems like people just don’t get into it that much anymore. Actually, it seems like people don’t get into ANYTHING anymore… nothing is exciting anymore, nothing is fun… Really, […]
The Thing You Need to Know About ?’s Is… In my line of work I run across two types of questions. Open-ended and closed-ended questions. Now you may question what is the difference between these two types of questions? ??? I’ll tell you. Closed-ended questions are questions that answer the question in usually one word. It’s “yes” or “no”, “black” or “white”, “Demo-jack-ass” (hee haw!) or “Republi-bendyouoverandfuckyouwithabigwoodenspoon.” (Hey, they are in crisis people! Extreme Makeover: Political Party Edition) Answered closed-ended questions usually lead to open-ended questions. Open-ended questions are questions that answer the question as to make you question why […]
CLICKY THE PICY ABOVE FOR THE NSFW VERSION! GET A TRASH CAN READY!!! Here at DUNDERBRAIN! The new voice of the ultra conservative religious right wing, we have elected the SUPER SEXY Rush Limbaugh to be the SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR. Besides having a keen sense for good politics (And hating that bastard Obama!) Rush Limbaugh has the biggest MANCHICKENS in the whole world. Rush Limbaugh’s MANCHICKENS is the hottest thing in the world, and his internet bride would definitely agree! When he’s not eating handfulls of hard opiates (for his PAIN! Have sympathy for his PAIN!) I know […]