Some of them want to use you…

I got this in my emails today. I think it says a lot about life. the grass is greener… Sometimes you can reach too far! And when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember……. Not everyone who shows up…… Is there to help you!!!!

Someone please take away this girl’s crack pipe.

OMG. Courtney Love just posted a new blog, apparently after hitting her crack pipe REAL BIG. It’s titled “Curt’s Dead”. Yes, ya slutty ho, we know that the biggest rock icon of our time is, in fact dead.I used to really like courtney love, I thought she was a lot of fun. But really, the girl needs to stop smoking crack then posting blogs. I don’t think a lot of people realize the draw the internet has, I’ve made it a point now (even though a few I did were BRILLIANT) NEVER to drunk blog. If I’m not in my […]

Bored with Maswell dagani

Years ago I made friends with Mack Gloves, a con artist supposedly in the UK. He wanted to prepay for 10 massage visits in some ridiculous amount of like $5g’s. We bantered back and forth, I played stupid if for no other reason than to amuse myself. He actually sent a money order from a bank that didn’t exist. I think I ended up turning it over to the police, but now I’ve gotten bored again, and my new friend is Mr Maswell Dagi.READ MORE!!!He Started our banter with this: DEAR FRIEND,I AM MR. MASWELL DAGANI , A BANKER IN […]

Senator Tells Special Needs Child She’s Stupid.

Here is the beginning of my post. And here is the rest of it. (fark.com, azcentral.com)What flew up this lady’s nose? Sen. Linda Gray received an email from a 9th grade student asking why they were cutting funding to education. The email was poorly written and contained no punctuation, and asked why the senator had not cut her own budget. Thinking she was clever, Sen. Gray sent a reply basically saying the money the state had spent on the 9th grade girl’s education had been wasted, and that the little girl was a poor learner. Guess what, SHE WAS. It’s […]

I freakin FOLD.

Last year I wrote a blog about schadenfreud, which is basically the enjoyment gained from watching the misery of others. What is it about negativity that can become so completely addictive? Just like people who often suffer from schadenfreud, overly negative people seem just as addicted to the unproductive behavior.I recently dated this guy, pretty sweet kid but HORRIBLY addicted to negativity. He had a little dog that he yelled at all the time, a cat that he hated because it turned out to be female, and friends that he would constantly have petty, irrelevant fights with. When we met […]

…the harder they fall!

By The Newest DUNDERBRAIN! I was honored when I was asked to write a political blog for DUNDERBRAIN.com. But, when I heard I should keep my HPO’s—that’s ‘Hot Politico Opinions’ fo’ ya’ll ignorant folkz—to 250 words a blog?… shit… I had to go to a secret place inside my cranium and channel some Andy Rooney. And in very much a ‘Rooney-esc’ moment, I realized… that people are so ADD these days, no one stops to take the time to really and truly—what? Oh, right 250 words.

…the harder they fall!

By I M Sampson L(B)SW I was honored when I was asked to write a political blog for DUNDERBRAIN.com. But, when I heard I should keep my HPO’s—that’s ‘Hot Politico Opinions’ fo’ ya’ll ignorant folkz—to 250 words a blog?… shit… I had to go to a secret place inside my cranium and channel some Andy Rooney. And in very much a ‘Rooney-esc’ moment, I realized… that people are so ADD these days, no one stops to take the time to really and truly—what? Oh, right 250 words. I heard a lyric the other day. It was a fascinating lyric. Being […]

Oh no, sweetie darling.

I just got the buzz from EsterGoldberg.com that my favorite British comedy Absolutely Fabulous is going to be brought over the pond and made into an American series. At first I was shocked and almost infuriated so I had to do a little more research on the subject. Then, after seeing that 3rd Rock from the Sun’s Kristen Johnston will be playing Patsy I became a little more optimistic. I’ve always been a huge fan of Ab Fab, in fact anything Jennifer Saunders touches turns to gold. The fact that she’s coming over as well to be executive producer, and […]