Goddamned Salt Shakers.

I think, with many budding relationships, the biggest threat – even more than cuter boys – is their damned friends. For some reason, especially in the gay community friends can be the biggest salt shakers known to man…Its always the same story, they get their friend’s new boo off in a corner by themselves and start spilling just enough information to make the new boo insecure about their current situation. They act like they don’t know that there’s something going on between you and their friend, like you’re just some “new friend” that’s come around and they drop some tid […]

Then it hit me – I freakin HATE cards!

Lately, as mentioned before, I’ve been using poker as a metaphor for love. Texas hold ‘em in particular, and to me at least it really makes sense. It’s helped me to put dating into a perspective that I can understand, but then this morning as I’m laying in bed meditating on my life, I realized I freakin HATE card games!I always have. My closest group of friends all play this little game called “shit head”. It’s a fun enough game but it’s just WAAAAY too analog for me. I always feel like asking “can we play this on the Wii […]

NEW STAR TREK TRAILER!

NERD OUT WITH ME FOR A MINUTE! Go check out the new Star Trek trailer, like, NOW. Go ‘head child, go look. I’ll be waiting here when you’re done to discuss. OK, now that you’ve seen it, WASN’T THAT SO FREAKIN COOL! Finally, a trailer that gives a little clue to the plot of JJ Abrams’ take on the quintessential science fiction story of all time. So many rumors have now been either confirmed or combined. The trailer starts out with someone trying to recruit Captain Kirk into Star Fleet, daring him to do better than his father had done […]

I need a PIG!!!!1

After seeing this video of Kingsford the piglet I’ve definitively decided that I need a DUNDERPIG. That would be it’s name, too. DUNDERPIG. I think my dog Skrappi would love a little pig to fallow him around like Kingsford does. Maybe that’s what I’ll get Skrappi for his 10th birthday, a little pig. He would LOVE it. When I was little my cousins had a pig and I always thought it was creepy but now, with my life where it is, it would be totally appropriate. A little pot belly pig like this guy would totally fit into my world. […]

Hangover Hell.

Hangover Hell. I don’t know why I wake up every day between 7 and 8 am. No matter how much I drink, no matter how late I’m up, I’m always up early. This morning I was still drunk when I awoke and decided to post all of my pics from last night on myspace, after thinking I had cleaned them up a bit. The progression of the night was apparent in the pictures, the first being a tame, cute pic of The Matty and I… the last being myself choked by an Amanda and another appearance by the barefooted nasty […]

Why are gay men obsessed with boobs?

Ladies, if you have EVER been out to a gay bar and you’ve got a decent rack you know what I’m talking about. Gay men are obsessed with boobs for some reason! I think I just figured out why I always see little boisterous busty girls running around gay bars, they get tons of attention! I SWEAR every gay man does it. It’s a cleavage issue I think, and the bigger they are the harder it is to look away. I’m sure Freud would have a hay day with the subject. I’m a gay man and I’m secure with this […]

WHITE TRASH WEEK MARCH 22-28!!!

GET READY DUNDERHEADS! The last REAL week in March marks the first annual White Trash Week on DUNDERBRAIN! Here at DUNDERBRAIN we celebrate our white trash roots and everything that comes along with them. From things like Noodling that we looked at in yesterday’s entry to toilet bowl planters to the ever infamous mullet, we loves the essence of our lowest common denominator. What is White Trash Week? It’s a week long online white trash party. March 22-28 everything featured on the website will be white trash oriented and be sure to eject a laugh or two. I really want […]

BWAH! FISTING BADGERS!

OMG, Thank you to my dear friend Martin for passing this along to me. Its from NewsBiscuit, the much funnier “Onion” style satirical website. Fisting Badgers. Jesus. This is horrible. I love it. But even though shoving your fist up a badger’s anus for sport may not be real, any good redneck knows that shoving your fist down a catfish’s throat is. Noodling, as it’s known ’round these parts, is essentially catching catfish with your bare hands. I should have saved this for White Trash Week but I couldn’t resist. DUNDERBRAIN needs a healthy dose of white trash. Check out […]

2009 APRIL DUNDERFOOL – NOMINATE!

Who deserves the title of April DUNDERFOOL 2009? Should it be Sarah Palin for the Turkey Incident? Should it be Anna Wintour for that ridiculous Dune-style dress that everyone overlooked? Should it be Rush Limbaugh just for being Rush? WHO BY GOD, WHO? Nominate your candidate in the comments bellow to vote for the DUNDERFOOL 2009!