So today I was doing a StumbleUpon search for bigfoot and an article titled “Photos, DNA Of Bigfoot To Be Shown At Press Conference” and of course I got a little excited but I’ll be damned if it wasn’t that same story about the dumbass hillbillies from Georgia that stuffed a monkey suit full of dead possums and tried to freeze it in a solid block of ice… in a frost-free freezer. Needless to say their hoax was exposed… I went ahead and clicked on SearchingForBigfoot.com, the homepage of the people that promoted the discovery but were unaware of the […]
"Forces" – Blind Freewriting
I think I could go out right now and find something to make me physically happy. I could make one call and I would feel accomplished in some way, that I can find someone begging for my body that will at least give me a temporary ego boost. But it isn’t sex that I want. It isn’t another warm body pressed against mine. It’s the love behind it. I miss the companionship of finding someone where I left when I get home. It’s the satisfaction of knowing that yes, someone is there to share my life with me. Its not […]
DUNDERFAV – FMYLIFE.com
This has to be my new DUNDERFAV. As I sit inside and stare out my window at this bright, shiny, intolerable cold day when I can’t sit at the café and get inspired I will look at ANYTHING I can find online. I get all blocked so my blogs sound like “Sally fields ran track. But Sally Fields is still fat. Did she run track? I don’t know.” So I just delete them. I just found fmylife.com. You have GOT to go check out this site, it’s absolutely awesome. If you’re having a bad day, if you think your life […]
Seriously, FROM *GAY* HELL.
I hate gay.com news… it’s always some pretentious queen trying to act like he knows what he’s talking about… eh-hem… *blush*… anyway, this story struck me – apparently there’s some guy-on-guy action coming up in Guy Ritchie’s new Sherlock Holmes movie. Robert Downey Jr will portray Holmes and that guy that used to be in movies, what’s his name? He was pretty good – oh yeah, JUDE LAW – to play Watson. Personally I don’t see Law as much of Watson, but I don’t see Eddie Murphy as the Riddler in the next Batman movie. I PRAY this is only […]
A Night of Twisted Brain Cinema…
I slept like a log last night, but apparently my biological clock was ticking out of control. I had some strange, twisted dreams that were far too real… They say that through a night you have 7 dreams but you only remember a couple. Last night I remembered two. And they SUCKED. In the first dream I was about to be a father. I was hanging out with “the daddy club” aka my friends that have kids, Shawn and Zac. We were all really excited because I was about to join “the Daddy Club”, and my surrogate had a little […]
a social network for myspace and facebook to give swirlies to.
I have been on MySpace for about 4 years now, to this day on MySpace I have 523 blog posts and 16,105 visitors and I haven’t even really touched that thing in a while. Anyway, the point is, although MySpace is fun it’s more or less geared for the mindless and bored. A European country however has developed their own social network organized through a network of famous museums. So it’s like a social network for the intelligent! On this upcoming website you can talk to your smart friends, start smart-sounding groups about Matisse or Queen Victoria instead of the […]
Now THAT’s getting into your part!
Talk about method acting… Scott Siegel, an actor who played a steroid dealer on the show “The Wrestler” was busted… for selling steroids! Maybe he was doing research for a role, if that’s the case I shudder to think what Anthony Hopkins had to do for research on role HE played! Siegel led police on some huge bollucky chase where he tried to slam into police cars and hit pedestrians, he probably tried to hit old grandmothers pushing babies in carriages or something as well. I’ve known some INSANE actors in my time that get way too into their roles. […]
This Oliver couldn’t say "please sir could you stop exploiting me?"
This is something I’ve been fascinated with for a while. Oliver was a “humanzee”, believed to be a human/chimp hybrid. I’ve seen a few documentaries on Stalin’s weird ape/human hybrid, so I wonder if this little guy was part of his weird experiments or if he’s – GASP – a sasquatch??? I love sasquatch. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NYtdbbEn6w&hl=en&fs=1]
The Crack in the Middle of Ireland
Over the past few years I’ve been seeing 3-D street paintings all over the internet, but the Crevasse by far takes the cake. I’m sure you’ve seen them, from one angle they’re eye-popping optical images that you would swear were not flush with the sidewalk, but from any other angle they look like strangely distorted stretched pictures. German artist Edgar Mueller’s latest creation is of a giant crag splitting the earth and revealing a frozen glacial canyon. Tourists love taking pictures from the correct angle depicting themselves nearly falling in, hovering in the middle like a super hero, and any […]
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So if you are bored right now, here are five fun things I found in five minutes of speedy stumbling. It was hard not to spend time on each site but I was on a mission, so here you go. I suggest the inter-face or the 5th one down first. Those are endless fun. Beard-second – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Physics Flash Animations inter-Face: Dominique The Worlds of David Darling http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf Ive learned …. For those who want to know: Reliable information on health, energy, media…