The Fuzz Always Tryin to Get a Crackah.

Remember a bit back when that woman Heidi Gill was handcuffed and tasered by police? Well, the decided to drop the charges of her lying to police… because the officer, Richard Kovach was facing federal charges himself. I grew up with a cop, and around a lot of them. It’s no secret that amongst the good there are power hungry little boys playing cops and robbers. I had an incident a few years back with a dirty cop, to this day it’s the only time I’ve had a loaded weapon drawn on me. An ex of mine and I were […]

Adolf the Dog

Scroll back a bit to my blog about little Adolf Hitler’s birthday cake. The poor kid, and his two siblings with nazi related names, have a dog just waiting for them at a dog pound in germany, little Adolf the Dog. Adolf, the dog of a old Nazi nut who goes by “Roland T”, a car salesman in Berlin, has been placed with animal control after his owner was jailed for TEACHING HIS DOG A NAZI SALUTE! That’s right! Just like in the picture, the cute little german shepherd mix will raise his paw all the way up to give […]

The most fun I’ve had with my broweser in a while…

Stumble stumble stumble, blog blog blog, why is Justin Thyme freakin online all the time? If you didn’t catch on that was set to that MIA song where she says “hustle hustle hustle, grind grind grind, why’s everybody gotta hustle all the time”. Whatever, it was funny to me. The only purpose of this blog was to show something really fun that I found on StumbleUpon today. Check out this link, and don’t get freaked out when your browser window changes sizes. It’s really just too much fun. FUN LITTLE BROWSER SKIT

Ron Paul say "Let Them Smoke Trees"!

I have a bit of renewed faith in the direction of the republican party now, Ron Paul, one of the typical old rich white men that run this country, has PUBLICALLY declared that the war on drugs needed to end. When FDR came into office he abolished prohibition because people liked liquor. Now, undeniably, American’s love the hell out of pot. No carbs, NO chance of overdose kills SIGNIFICANTLY less brain cells than alcohol (which is like pouring acid straight onto your brain) and you can’t puke it all over yourself then try and give your friend a hug while […]

GOTTA Love Creative Nerds.

I have never owned a brand new computer. Every PC I’ve had has been handed down to me, then modified, then upgraded, until it becomes a Frankenputer. The guys at Steampunk have created desktop computer case mod which looks like something out of an old silent sci-fi movie. I used to collect computer parts, like memory, video cards, monitors, my old closet looked like I got a PC drunk and it threw up everywhere. A year ago I got rid of the lot of it, now it’s just me and the laptop. An ex of mine called me out of […]

More Creepiness from the Robotics World

As if the Japanese Mini-Me dolls weren’t creepy enough, David Hanson of Dallas TX has created a robot Einstein bust that is, in essence, more human than human. It reads human emotions, responds with it’s own, and is soon planned to be able to decipher a genuine smile. He’s created the robot to be pseudo-empathic, reading people’s facial expressions and reacting accordingly with his own. He’s managed to recreate 42 facial muscles with motors that make many of them more versatile than actual human muscle. Now backtrack a bit to the Mini-Me doll… it can mimic your voice and perform […]

Dear god I miss this woman.

When I was young, there was a huge stink in my tiny town of Roswell, NM over the book “Daddy’s Roommate”, which told the story of a child whose parents were divorced and the father now lived with his gay lover “roommate”. From what my southern Baptist mother said about the book my little head was filled with pictures of the devil sodomizing a child’s father as he watched, cities crumbling under the strong arm of the homosexual, and general debauchery and non-biblical behavior. I was “into” the Bible at that time. Then, as I got older and figured out […]

CREEPY ASIAN DOLL!

DEAR GOD when I saw this it creeped me out probably more than anything else I’ve found online. I may actually have nightmares from this toy, f’real y’all. In Japan they’ve developed a robot that will look JUST like you. Well, a weird muppet version of you at least. It’s like a possessed my buddy that looks like you, like Chucky mixed with that guy from that one x-files episode that could eat people and take on their appearance. “My Buddy” always freaked me out anyways, my oldest Nephew had one when he was a kid and that thing messed […]

Another Classic Band Revamp FAIL.

Yet another classic band revamp FAIL. JD Fortune, the guy that won the stupid little contest to find the next lead singer for INXS is now homeless after the band inevitably failed. Check it out here. Credence Clearwater Revival tried to do that. It was one of the first concerts that I went to. They played after a New Mexico State University game, and after my hag Amber and I rushed the field to bring down the goal post and nearly got trampled, CCR-R played. That’s Credence Clearwater Revival – Revisted for those of you who didn’t pick up on […]

Remember that computer interface Tom Cruise used in Minority Report???

Remember the user interface that Tom Cruise used in Minority Report? Well with iPoint 3D you can do just that. Using a keyboard-like device which can be mounted on the ceiling or built into your coffee table and two firewire cameras to pick up hand and finger gestures make it the ultimate wireless mouse. Remember how we could only dream of things like this. We were stuck with things like keyboards and mice and other things that require hands. If I could only take a snapshot of all the things I have currently and send it back to myself 20 […]