This is my response to the “Thank you Sarah Palin” psa. Thank you to Bitch + The Exciting Conclusion for “red roof inn” playing in the background. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29A-A__3sZE]
I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!!!1
OH MY GOD! This woman has totally won my love. Now that she is confirmably not in charge of a country she seems to be becoming the Tina Fey version of herself. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8] I love the fact that she says she’s IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY for thanksgiving! I mean the way the camera is positioned perfectly framing the redneck SLAUGHTERING turkeys behind her while she is there to “pardon” a turkey, it HAD to be set up. Even her speech is tongue in cheek… So is this Sarah Palin just being Sarah Palin or is she embracing what America […]
Other People’s Friends…
Interacting with other people’s friends is so awkward, especially when they feel they *have* to interact with you. Take instant messages for example – if you are on someone else’s computer, or you happen to walk by someone else’s computer and notice a message for them, why would you reply to the message? This is so annoying to me, especially when the person tries to make conversation. And really the only people who would do that are psychotic boyfriends/girlfriends that just want to snoop around and get even. I hate this situation so bad I’ve gotten to where I just […]
Roseanne House pt 2
Today I discovered Google Sketch Up, and guess what I did with it. That’s right folks. A 3D RENDER of the Conner Family’s floor plan. Here’s the detailed floorplan and it’s correct as far as I’ve been able to tell from watching every single episode an hour a day every morning. From here you can see the *secret* hallway behind the pantry in the kitchen. Here’s the overview of the living room looking into the kitchen. You can see the default Google man that looks surprisingly like little David Healy by Dan’s chair. I even managed to find a textile […]
Prop (H)8
All over the country groups have begun protesting a law that doesn’t even apply to their state, California’s PROP 8. Why is the entire country so involved with California law? Because Prop 8, in essence, is the Gettysburg of the Gay civil rights movement. Last week I wrote an article about prop 8 being the last thing we have left to fight for, but as I’ve looked into it more I’ve found that’s pretty far from the truth. Much as the United States electing its first black president is a monumental turning point for the rest of the world so […]
Barren Old School Morm
It’s been a relatively slow weekend, there was almost NOTHING bloggable. I wrote one of the worst blogs to date, seriously it was bad I had to take it down. It’s not that it was offensive, it was just “special class” quality and literally NOBODY read it. I fallowed it up with a blog bitching about the Republican Party falling apart… big surprise. I scoured the internet, too. There was really NOTHING interesting happening this weekend. My life was 100% un-interesting as well. I’ve had the weirdest week of allergies so Saturday I had this weird vertigo thing going on […]
Republicanland
I’ve been noticing a lot, especially in the wake of the revolution that the majority of the Republican Party doesn’t even exist on the same plane of reality as the rest of the country, or each other for that matter. Jim DeMint, a Republican representative from South Carolina recently spoke to GOP officials in Myrtle Beach and, of course, had some good old fashioned Republican style criticism to throw around. It seems to me that every Republican seems to now have different opinions as to what it means to be a Republican. Sen. DeMint seems to think that the foundation […]
And again it rears it’s ugly head… Palin speaks.
Don’t let the munchkins start singing yet – Palin has yet to be silenced. You would think after the trainwreck that was her and her running mate’s campaign she would learn to keep her mouth shut but here she is again, growing scarier. At a meeting with the Republican Governers Association she stated that they should not become the negative party, yet took a few cheap jabs at Obama during the course of her speech. She also mentioned that she met a few VIP’s who impact society like TINA FEY… when you know inside she’s really saying “that bitch. She […]
Cuz Runnin Thangs Be Hard and Stuff… The “graceful exit” of a Dictator.
After nearly a decade of fumbling through running a country and a foreign war President Dub-Ya looks back on the “key moments he regrets”. I wasn’t surprised in the least that he left out quite a few… It seems now old Dub-Ya wants to leave the country on good terms… I think there’s a few too many dead on his clock for that. And no, the hundreds of thousands of “casualties” didn’t make it to his list, nor did single handedly destroying the American economy. However that little banner he hung in the backdrop at his 2003 speech aboard the […]
Obamachrist Syndrome
In the movie “Idiocracy”, the population of the USA in the year 2505 has completely deteriorated mentally and watch shows called “ow my balls” and eat at the hamburger joint “Buttfuckers”. Luke Wilson plays a man who wakes up from a 500 year cryogenic nap and is discovered to be the smartest man on the world. Through the comedy of the movie I believe this pretty accurately depicts the popular “Obamachrist” syndrome that we’re starting to see more now. This doesn’t apply to 100% of Obama supporters at all, I support Obama but realize that he is just a man […]