It has been exactly 30 days since my last blog. THIRTY MOTHER FUCKING DAYS. Did you miss me? Well, as far as “pruning periods” go folks I’ve been chopped back to a stub with this one. Everything in my life has changed, turned upside down if you will. I’m 27 years old. I’ve started a new career. I’ve just left a 4-year relationship. The question is… Where do I go now? Dating again after not dating for a prime 4-year period of your life is shit-ass-suck-pussy. Things change DRAMATICALLY pre and post major relationship. Before you have that first one, […]
Final Breakup VII
Recently I’ve learned a lot of important lessons. Many of these lessons include social interaction but mainly they’ve been lessons in how to think. After watching “What the Bleep Do We Know?” I have been making a conscious effort to turn my thoughts around. When I have a negative thought, I counter it with a positive thought. Lately this has been very important in my life considering my unsavory relationship-related circumstances. There’s so much you really start to see when you wipe the negativity-cobwebs from your eyes… One thing that has become very clear to me is breaking up […]
Madonna stole Britney’s Soul
Yesterday, while out and about, the new Madonna and Justin Timberlake song was brought to my attention. In big bold letters on the top of the youtube page “4 Minites By Madonna feat Justin Timberlake and Timbaland” let me know that yes, Madonna has finally hopped on the Timbaland train. As I listened to the song with the expected generic Timbaland sound that he makes all the rappers and rising hip-hoplets drop it like it’s hot and pop lock and drop it to like trained monkeys on a stage I couldn’t help but think about Britney Spears. I think Madonna […]
The Ghosts of Reznor
Yesterday while fumbling around through the murky depths of youtube I made a discovery which I couldn’t believe I, of all people, had somehow missed – the new Nine Inch Nails album, Ghosts I-IV has been out for a couple weeks now. I watched a video of front man Trent Reznor promoting a user-made video project to go along with the album and I was totally blown away that something like this had slipped through my internet radar… then he says my favorite word – instrumental. I literally, at that moment, fell over and died. After proper resuscitation and a […]
MAD LIBS with Sen. Kern!
This week a group calling themselves the “Victory Fund” released a video which includes audio of Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern delivering the most vulgar display of hate outside of a white pointy hood. Apparently the “woman” thought only 50 people were listening, but since the video was released nearly 900,000 have added their names to an open letter letting her know that “they’re listening”. Well, BITCH, I was listening too. I’m not going to waste my time telling you how much I can’t stand this woman. I’d rather not waste the energy. Instead, here’s a fun way of turning […]
10000 Reasons not to see 10000 BC…
Picture it – Egypt, 10000 BC. Wild Mammoths, Terror Birds, and Spear Tooth tigers roam wild. The Egyptians near completion of the Great Pyramid in Giza by employing the great Mammoth to transport giant blocks… Ok, wait… If you’re as confused as I am you should have sat through this movie last night. The new box office flop, 10000 BC directed by Roland Emmerich was bludgeoned upon the public last Thursday and is already leaving theaters empty. I had high expectations for this movie as I believe many who saw it did. First off I don’t know what the […]
my lover 3am.
Lately sleep and I haven’t been on the nicest of terms. It’s like old married sex, usually one is in the mood and the other isn’t. When I’m beat down and worn out and all I want is to pass out, sleep just will not have me. Then the next day when I’m trying my damnedest to make it through yet another day, Sleep creeps in and starts pulling on my eyelids. She doesn’t care if I’m driving, she doesn’t care if I’m… well doing other things it isn’t optimal to fall asleep during. I think it’s because I’m falling […]
Using “The Secret” to Get Laid.
Sex. It can be fun, it can be destructive… it seems to be the only act that hold so much power in such a wide spectrum of ways. I’ve been checking out the Law of Attraction a lot, which simply states you can draw things to you by thought power alone. Youtube “The Secret” to find out more. Anyway. The Law of Attraction says the harder you concentrate on bringing what you need to you the more likely you are to have success. So why doesn’t that apply to sex? Why is it that the most desperate people are ALWAYS […]
Wash your wounds with Aquafina
A few weeks ago I went to see Cloverfield, but of course that’s not what this is about. I was really distracted from the oversized anime-esque monster by the overly blatant product placement. It was EVERYWHERE. When they cleaned their wounds in the subway, the water was provided by a conveniently placed AQUAFINA machine with an even more conveniently placed crowbar right next to it. When they’re on the street getting torn to pieces by the monster, the Sephora store was perfectly pristine. Sure, product placement is inevitable. It pays for the stuff we see on the screen now as […]
Barack.
As some of you know I had a highly fundamental Christian upbringing. My mom would tote me around from new church to new church so I got a pretty wide grasp on the subject before deciding for myself that it’s all a bunch of bollocks. Anyway, the one aspect of Christianity that I was fascinated with was the end times… the Book of Revelations… The End. It just sounds all heeby jeeby just saying it, Book of Revelations… As many more of you know I am absolutely OBSESSED with the end of the world. Apocalypse. I get […]