Chastity writes: are mickey and minnie married? Cos minnie has her own house at disney land…why? Dear Chastity, No. Mickey Mouse and Minnie are not married, not have they ever been. There has never been an on-screen wedding or suggestion that there may one day be one. Neither one wears a ring, and in my humble opinion Mickey is a little light in the loafers, if you know what I mean. So with that being said, I have this suggestion for Minnie – MOVE ON GIRL! He’s obviously a homo and you’re wasting your time. Seriously, who the hell dates […]
ASK DUNDERBRAIN! – Eggplant Parmesan and Labor…
Chastity Writes: What is the deal with the eggplant parmesan and inducing labor? Is this real? Im gullable. But im willing to make this recipe soon! Dear Chastity, I did some reading up on this and although it’s an old wive’s tale many people have seen results from it. In Cobb County Georgia, a restaurant called Scalini’s is known for their baby poppin’ Eggplant Parmesan. In fact, their walls are decorated with over 300 pictures of babies said to have been assisted into this world via their hearty fried vegetable. After a little prowling around I found that it wasn’t […]
Sarah Palin makes me scared for America…
This video scares the holy hell out of me. Sarah Palin has written a book called “Going Rogue” and apparently it’s sweeping the conservative movement by storm. Recently she was at a Borders bookstore in Columbus, Ohio and New Left Media was there conducting interviews with people waiting for a possible chance to meet their savior. The part that really scares me is these idiots make up more of the population that we realize. I don’t call them idiots because they’re conservative, my mother is conservative and although I don’t completely agree with her views on politics at LEASE she’s educated. […]
Some say angry, I call it “passionate”
It’s been brought to my attention that I come across as angry in a lot of my posts. I mean when I say things like ” It’s like listening to a dog getting it’s anal glands espressed while playing Sonic the Hedgehog with the volume full blast.” in reference to Dam-A Ambert-La’s (I say it like that so I don’t give him any google power) new album, or that I want to “hold his head under water until the bubbles stop” I’m not really ANGRY per say, I’m just very passionate about my subject matter. I don’t hate Dam-A Ambert-La out of […]
More joy in movie theaters…
My little experience the other day with the rude little girl in the movie theater reminded me of the time my mom and I took my cousins to see Aladin. Or at least I think it was Aladin, that was at least a few gallons of alchohol ago. I was really young. Actually I don’t even really remember who else was there besides my mom and I. Anyway. So we’re watching the movie, everything was great, it was a nice day at the movies with family. Then, from behind us we hear a little girl talking to her mom. “Mommy […]
Adam Effin Lame-bert.
OK, how much louder can I scream this – I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ADAM LAMBERT!!!! And this is just a recent developement. I liked all of his performances that I watched on Idol, or rather the performances my friends who watch idol made me sit through. I don’t watch American Idol, I make it a point not to. I thought it was funny how everyone thought his version of Mad World was so very original when it was actually an exact reproduction of the version Michael Andrews and Gary Jules did for the Donnie Darko soundtrack. But either way on Idol he was […]
J-HO FALLS ON HER ASS
BEST PART OF THE VMA’s – right at 2:40ish she falls FLAT on her ass. I can’t get enough of it, I can’t count how many times I watched that part. Obviously Louis Vuitton’s don’t come with traction… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYWav5rp1w&hl=en_US&fs=1&]
So I got in t-r-o-u-b-l-e today…
Today I went to see the new Twat-light movie “New Moon”, but a review for the movie this is not. Why did I say that like Yoda? Anyway… so i sat through the movie, it wasn’t horribly painful, I mean I didn’t hate it, personally I think it’s inappropriate subject material for 12 year old girls that are just WAITING for a reason to off themselves over a guy but hey, that’s a totally different blog all together. So after like 5 hours the move ended and the theater began to clear and we sat in our comforable back row waiting […]
feels like i’ve been runover in traffic…
Driving is NOT a leisure activity. The road is NOT a playground and your car is NOT a see-saw. I write this with rage because it is – it’s ROAD RAGE. This is what incites my road rage every time I get on the highway. Seriously, why these people think it’s ok for them to drive on *my* highway is beyond me. First let me establish the lanes of traffic. If there are only two lanes the right is for general traffic and the left is for passing. If you’re in the left lane and someone behind you is going […]
Miley. Effing. Cyrus.
FOUL ASS WOMAN. So today I finally saw the Teen Choice Awards video for Miley Effing Cyrus’s performance. All I can say is isn’t it illegal to pimp out your children? What third world country did the Cyrus family fall out of? Isn’t Iraq missing some white people? And even moreso – what GOOD parent lets their daughters be influenced by this media fabricated train wreck? At least Britney and Christina and all the other Powerslut Girls had a coming out period. They did the whole good girl thing for a while, but here comes Miley Effing Cyrus on her hillbilly hellwagon […]