Driving is NOT a leisure activity. The road is NOT a playground and your car is NOT a see-saw. I write this with rage because it is – it’s ROAD RAGE. This is what incites my road rage every time I get on the highway. Seriously, why these people think it’s ok for them to drive on *my* highway is beyond me. First let me establish the lanes of traffic. If there are only two lanes the right is for general traffic and the left is for passing. If you’re in the left lane and someone behind you is going […]
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! Seriously, leave that ho alone…
Last week I posted a blog about my internet dating experience and what a crapchute the websites I’ve tried are. Match.com is a scam, I swear there’s no real matching involved at all because I recognized people they’ve tried to set me up with and believe me when I say they WOULDN’T be a good match. Eharmony is a bunch of bigoted nazis (which, by the by, has now created a site called “compatible partners” which just screams memories of the “Lowered Expectations” skit from MADtv…). I thought PlentyOfFish.com might pan out to be interesting since it’s not some huge […]
Madonna stole Britney’s Soul
Yesterday, while out and about, the new Madonna and Justin Timberlake song was brought to my attention. In big bold letters on the top of the youtube page “4 Minites By Madonna feat Justin Timberlake and Timbaland” let me know that yes, Madonna has finally hopped on the Timbaland train. As I listened to the song with the expected generic Timbaland sound that he makes all the rappers and rising hip-hoplets drop it like it’s hot and pop lock and drop it to like trained monkeys on a stage I couldn’t help but think about Britney Spears. I think Madonna […]