This morning I watched an episode of “The Brady Bunch” for the first time in years. The episode was the one where Mike tries to teach the girls how to cook for their girl scout badge and Carol tries to show the boys how to play baseball. I have to say, even for the time this has to be the most sexist thing I’ve ever seen! Because there’s no way that women could EVER play baseball… when girls pick up a bat their brains get infused with MAN-AIDE and it goes COMPLETELY BONKERS. There’s no WAY that women like Venus […]
Men Left to their Own Devices…
After nearly a year of interacting with other guys on a “single” level I have pretty much come to the conclusion that gay guys for the most part are just DUMB. It can’t be because of the gayness, I thought, because I’m gay. Straight men are dumb too. So what is it that makes men such utter retards when left to our own devices? A friend of mine is a nurse who documents things removed from people’s bodies. Some of his most interesting stories are about things which had been inserted into various… places, and they’re mostly from men. What […]
The Male Hormonal Cycle…
Every month around the same time I get that “not so fresh” feeling. Well not in the place most people usually get it, it’s like I feel it in my soul. It’s like clockwork, it’s always been that way. I’m irritable. I’m depressed. It’s the only time I can ever cry. It’s my manrag. Every man has them, straight, gay, paper machete… every man I have ever known has had the same problem weather they want to admit it or not. It’s a rough time, and I think it’s a lot rougher on men than women. Sure women bleed, bloat, […]