A year ago during the election I made these happy little pics inspired by the LOLcats. Here I give you, again, the LOLiticiams.
That’s Enough, Fred Armisen.
To start off, I haven’t watched Saturday Night Live in YEARS. Last night as I watched the season premier (I think it was, at least. I dunno I don’t watch the crap.) remembered there was a REASON I haven’t enjoyed a sketch on SNL since the good old days when SNL had actual TALENT on their show. The episode started off with some douche-bag who can’t act, Fred Armisen, doing the worst impression of Obama that I have EVER seen. He did NOTHING besides dress in a suit and highly offensive black face makeup to suggest he was trying to […]
Cuz Runnin Thangs Be Hard and Stuff… The “graceful exit” of a Dictator.
After nearly a decade of fumbling through running a country and a foreign war President Dub-Ya looks back on the “key moments he regrets”. I wasn’t surprised in the least that he left out quite a few… It seems now old Dub-Ya wants to leave the country on good terms… I think there’s a few too many dead on his clock for that. And no, the hundreds of thousands of “casualties” didn’t make it to his list, nor did single handedly destroying the American economy. However that little banner he hung in the backdrop at his 2003 speech aboard the […]
Obamachrist Syndrome
In the movie “Idiocracy”, the population of the USA in the year 2505 has completely deteriorated mentally and watch shows called “ow my balls” and eat at the hamburger joint “Buttfuckers”. Luke Wilson plays a man who wakes up from a 500 year cryogenic nap and is discovered to be the smartest man on the world. Through the comedy of the movie I believe this pretty accurately depicts the popular “Obamachrist” syndrome that we’re starting to see more now. This doesn’t apply to 100% of Obama supporters at all, I support Obama but realize that he is just a man […]
Rise Above to Defeat Prop 8
As we ride out the wave of this recent political upheaval and await the next we’re faced with a storm of issues that many consider minor. As we welcome in a new commander in chief we’re all faced with a number of “prayers” so to speak of; wishes we want granted and rights we want acknowledged. Since time began there has always been a social underdog, we just happen to be at a point in history where being gay means that we are the ones that must now overcome adversity. To many overcoming adversity means gaining acceptance from a world […]
The Death of the Christian Right…
Last night we all watched and participated in a monumental moment in history. No, I don’t mean the whole “black president” thing. What I’m talking about is the beginning of the end for the Christian Right. What is the Christian Right beyond an outdated means of saying you’re superior without giving any real reason or motivation for that superiority? It’s a symbol. It’s a symbol of more than Christianity; in fact it has nothing to do with religion what so ever. It has to do with power and those who hold it, and it appears that power has now shifted. […]
Vote Today!
For the past 6 months or so since the candidates were announced I’ve been waking up virtually in a cold sweat worried that McCain may win the race. Today that will hopefully be put to rest. I can’t help it, the election’s totally drawn me in. I resisted but I’m an American IE creature of influence so here I am watching the news instead of I Love Lucy. I don’t think Good Morning America will beat Roseanne at my 8am election… Anyway, I think the “big guns” that each candidate pulls out at the last minute are fun. It’s usually […]
Yup, I voted for the black guy!
Today I got in for early voting at almost 5pm on the last day of it. I have to admit I was impressed with the turnout there, but the caliber of people that showed up when I did sent a pit straight to my stomach. I got a nice playlist consisting of ultra-liberal artists like Ani DiFranco, Bitch and Animal, Radiohead, U2… and isn’t it funny that neither Radiohead nor U2 are from the US but have very strong voices on US politics… anyway, I zoned out hardcore. There was a cute guy standing with his Mom. Or at least […]